A fork of Rural Dictionary
Neopets... Used to be fun but now is just a big stinking pile of report-happys, glitches and POWER-CRAZY LEADERS, e.g. Adam and his asparagus. You are reported for saying, hi, church was sooooo cool today, we sang songs! The site is over-run by n00bs who can't spell and trip over each other to report you. You haven't got a hope in hell of winning any contest as all the 30 year old freaks are sticking their brains in. Advertising has taken over the site. Who cares about what McDonalds is serving today? It's never open anyway! Your pets can starve but there is no way to actually kill them, why oh why did I ever join neopets and think it was fun. I joined when I was only about 7, they took great fun in freezing my account by saying I was stealing from someone else! I WAS 7 YEARS OLD! (Also, the contests are very, very hard!)
Lenny Conundrum: A man walks around Neopia 17 times, he starts off on the 14th of May, on the way, he stops 5 times for 20 minutes, 3 times for 8 minutes and 9 times for 18 minutes! Overall it takes him 96 hours to walk around... How many cream buns did his Chomby eat on the way? Answer next week: 5 and a half, he lost his appetite on the 5th! 0 users won this neopets contest!