Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Big Changes

The autocorrect when I type "Big Chungus"

Me: *types on laptop*
NO! I MEANT BIG CHUNGUS NOT BIG CHANGES

by Infinity Hana November 12, 2019

Yo Momma Jokes

A funny joke about someone's mom, such as, Yo momma's so fat to get her through a doorway you have to grease it and hold a Twinkie in front of it. Or, yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.

Bob: You got a fat momma
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah

by Infinity Hana November 01, 2019