A fork of Rural Dictionary
Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop
1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours. 2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up". *Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.
1. I used my laptop while on the plane. 2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.
When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off. mod. DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?" "Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one
THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!