A fork of Rural Dictionary
People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.
A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator. On a video about murdering a child.
A penis so big that it could destroy your organs, or just extremely big. Most common in furry culture because of how freaky they are.
Person 1: Have you heard of Person 3's cock? Person 2: Yeah! I heard it was an organ obliterator by Person 4.
The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children! Person 2: "Yes, definitely!" Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."