A fork of Rural Dictionary
The breakdown, degradation, failure, or complete rape of the English language. To grammar fail is to commit the ultimate sin, especially over internet chat boards. Grammar failing has no specific definition or scenario. It can be made by any person, at any age, at any time, anywhere in the world. Grammar failing includes, but is not limited to: ● A simple misspelling of a word. ● The wrong context or wrong use of words. ● Managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven't been properly proofread, and may indicate why they're stuck in their $24K a year job. ● People trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way. Etcetera. Any combination of the above Grammar Failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. Grammar brokeding is typically reserved for African Americans that reside in the projects. Grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid associating with on Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter.
The Mets Sucks man, i cant beleive i work on wendesday Please be sure to request off for advance for future vacations you may be taking soon. Thanks, management Did you see that Grammar Fail that our 1st assistant manager posted in the back crew room? Why yes, I too found that their signature dish tasted rather convoluted. -- Wait, what? Person 1: church was crackin today like always seen some old faces that i havent seen in a long time man thank you jesus Person 2: chruch can never crack so stop it and dont go to see people you go to get the word so keep that in mind Person 1: shut up ikeem for i smack you and chuch do be crackin aleast mine do
Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.
DNA Testing
A fat abomination that enjoys vagina. Often confused with Rosseanne.
Rosie O'donnell
An act that gets you nowhere in life. It should be avoided at all costs.
Being yourself
Proof that you don't need talent to succeed in the music business.
The act of forcing someone to continue a conversation with you on AIM. The reasons for this are nearly as long as my member, and includes, but are not limited to: The chat interface on whatever game you're on sucks. You are about to share sensitive information (passwords, porn links, phone numbers, etc.), and do not want to risk other people reading it, or for some reason you believe that PM's will not suffice due to security vulnerabilities. Getting tired of verbally talking (Ventrilo, cell phone, Skype) and would prefer to chat on AIM's interface than their proprietary chat box. You would rather type on your laptop then send text messages back and forth on cell phones with small qwerty keyboards or T9. Anytime someone attempts to message you on Facebook chat. Etcetera.
-Logs into Facebook- -Starts reading updates from other friends- Message from John Doe: John Doe: hey You: whats up -3 minute pause- John Doe: you there? You: yeah i said whats up, did you get it? -2 minute pause- John doe has logged off John doe has logged on John doe: helllllooooo You: get on aim
A play on words relating to near death experience. The feeling you get when you enter in your username and password into something important (Facebook, bank websites, e-mail, video games you've invested years of time into) only to find that your password doesn't work. This often leads to a sinking feeling in your chest which quickly leads to increased heart rate and paranoia, and everything that is at stake flashes before your eyes like your money, private messages, or that +9 GTB Thorny Shield you spent years camping for. Though typically, you haven't actually been "hacked", but really: 1. You have caps lock on, and your password is case-sensitive. 2. You typed the right password in right too fast, and somehow managed to fuck up three, four, or even five times. (See: failure) 3. After making sure you type each letter firmly and individually, you quickly realize that you: A) Entered in the wrong username that looks similar (Johndoe696996 instead of Johndoe696969) B) You changed your password, and you forgot you ever changed it. If none of these are the case, then you have either been keylogged (Again, see: failure), or you have violated the Terms of Service and have been banned.
Dude, I just had a near hack experience after failing to login to my main World of Warcraft account four times in a row. It turns out I had my caps lock on the whole time.