A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dumb idiot: I have been to all 6 Continents Kyle: There is 7 continents Dumb idiot: 6 Kyle: go back to 1st grade.
Throw his ass.. In greco-roman wrestling there is a lot of throws.
Person 1: Did you see that Greco-Roman Wrestler throw that kid for 5 points? It was so cool. Person 2: Throw his ass.. Greco-Roman Wrestling
Boring stupid idiot and annoying
Person 1: I am me Person 2: you need a therapist
May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day
Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today Friend 2: may 4th, why? Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day. friend 3: OHHHH SHIT Friend 4: RUNNNN Friend 2: your not scary bro Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1
When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you. Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND. Person #1: you broke up yesterday Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS. Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
May 5th is National fake fight a friend day
Person #1: Hey wanna fake fight Freind #1: Sure why? Person #1: it’s May 15th, YOU WANNA FIGHt???? Freind #2: dammnnnnnnn They are gonna fight! Crowed: LETS WATCH THIS Friend #1 punches the air Crowd: BORING, then Bully’s them.
Somthing that stoped existing on September 11 2001
Its so sad the the Twin Towers got hit on September 11 2001.