A fork of Rural Dictionary
That one person who seems to get sick out of fucking nowhere whenever y’all are on a family trip, it could be a light cough and they would practically force you to either leave them behind like 48 hours or send them to the emergency room
“Jesus Christ bill your turning into a Flurist”
Someone with a superiority complex that is so severe that they probably think they are better than god himself, but when they try to prove it , it fires back in their face like a male pornstar that gets off too quickly
“There goes jerry again trying to put down Bobby for being fat, oh shit Bobby just bitch slapped him back to hell ! He’s such a sperk”
A girl who thinks just because her boyfriend is a fukin psychopath means that she can talk shit all she wants and get away with it , all the while hiding behind her boyfriend like a pathetic bitch when someone confronts her ass
“Man Karen is such a pathetic bish”