A fork of Rural Dictionary
The trait of being too serious for your own good.
Relax buddy, you've got way too much seriousity. Seriousity killed the cat, and by cat I mean you.
The ratio between how tan your ass is compared to how tan the rest of your body is. You want the ratio to be as close to 1:1 as possible.
Dude, hit the beach; your tanassity scares me. Your tanassity is way too high Haiku form: Nice dark tan body Your Tanassity is high Chalk white ass and chest