A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn
Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez
Someone who lets their girlfriend boss them around like a complete bitch. They are frequently horny.
Looks at that chick beating her man. Yeah he’s Andres Cubillos.
Someone who prefers little girls over ones his age. Usually found working at movie theaters
Bro look at that guy, he only dates underclassmen. He’s such a Tommy Velez!
A complete moron who’s addicted to movies and video games. He’s a person to cry in a movie theater. They usually have an attraction to Native Americans.
Omg he’s acting like such a sky fox.
A guy thats funny but only underage girls and one gay guy wants to bang him. Can be found doing speed in his car.
That poor guy he keeps attracting that gay kid. Well he is Zackary Hagerty.
Someone who loves pretzels and hoagies. They also love Philly for some stupid reason.
Wow that guy is such a patrick leary