A fork of Rural Dictionary
Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.
So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! Huh! Chorus DK Donkey Kong! Verse 1 He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh! Chorus DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! Verse 2 This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! He has no style, he has no grace Th-this Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh! Chorus DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh! Chorus DK Donkey Kong! Huh! Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.
That all you see, Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good ol' fashioned values? On which we used to rely! Lucky theres a Family Guy! Lucky theres a man who, Positively can do, All the things that make us... Laugh and cry! He's! A! Fam! -ly! Guy!
"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".