A fork of Rural Dictionary
On December 20th if you have a furry friend if you’re not a furry have to jump him
Peter: Hey guys. Guess what day it is?
Brian: The 20th? Why?
Lois: Sorry Brian, it’s Anti-Fur Day
Brian: What are you guys...hey! No! Wait! Stop!
On December 20th if you have a furry friend you and the others who are NOT a furry get to jump him
Peter: Heh heh heh, hey guys. Guess what day it is?
Brian: It’s December 20th? Why?
Stewie: Sorry Brian, it’s Anti Fur-Day
Brian: What are you guys...wait! That’s not fair!