Country Dictionary

schmalcohol

secret code word for alcohol

Dude, make sure you bring the schmalcohol to the party, or else we won't get crizunk.

thirty

A slang term for a hardcore porno movie. Derived from the Roman numeral that stands for the rating (XXX).

I was watching a thirty when my dad walked into my room.

gonot

illegitamite child, especially a mulatto one

The commissioner hoped to keep his several gonot children a secret.