Country Dictionary

musac

n.
1. Elevator music
2. any generic commercially produced music for public establishments such as dentist offices and grocery stores, etc.

1. Dude, this musac is giving me a friggin headache, buy me an ipod, jeff.
2. Listenin to musac, hearing people scream, sittin in the waiting room reading crappy magazines (-Weird Al)

squidge

used to describe the tightness of an orifice.

That virgin I had last night was so squidge!

Zeke

A kick ass motha fucka who can do sweet as stuff.

Yo, Nigga, did you see that kid? He is a Zeke at BMX.

cark

(n)
Cock or shlong, the male reproductive organ.

That hit my cark, Thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage, wtf ya do that for?

bloik

the sound it makes when a terd hits the water, this is usually a sinker and not a floater, a floater makes more of a hollow noise like 'poink'

I was taking a dump and it was like "bloik bloik poink" mmkay?