Country Dictionary

an eight inch clitoris that goes fagobble gobble in the wind

fagobble gobble went the clitoris as martina rode her bike

When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!! Steve-AHHH WTF DAN

To be inebriated 3 consecutive days/nights in a row. Not to be confused with the double crown which is only 2 consecutive nights. Done well by Trent students

J-Dawg: Yo, What we say'n this weekend? Adam: Fo sho we be bust'n out the triple crown

When something would be totally sweet if it worked -- but it doesn't.

While looking at the Corvette with no engine, Joe says "Man that car is so zeppy!"

When something would be really cool if it actually worked -- but it doesn't.

Man this program is really really zeppy

When something would be really sweet if it worked -- but it doesn't.

While staring at the Corvette with no engine, Joe says "Man, this car is zeppy!"

A joint (marijuana cigarette)sometimes rolled with half weed, half tobaco, or sprinkled along the bud.

Smoke a big spliff with some good sensimillia