Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pimp-tastic

Supa Fly Lady Killer yet always stylin and profilin...and also know to be chillin like a villian

Last night was pimp-tastic I was all ...afta the show its the afta party...afta the party its the hotel lobby...

by J-Dawg June 21, 2003

potwacot

Abrv. 'Poos on toast with a cherry on top' This term was founded by the famous russion communist, Vadim Pavlov.

"Hey Jared, You want some of my Potwacot? The Poo came straight from my towels that the robbers left when they broke into my house." "Uhh.. I'll pass dude."

by J-Dawg March 24, 2005

beaver cheese

Curdled duck butter.

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!

by J-Dawg March 15, 2004

shitter hitter

When a guy has a fetish to nail chicks in shitter stalls.

Scary Taves is a serious shitter hitter!

by J-Dawg April 07, 2005

wustl

Abbreviation for Washington University in St. Louis, 9th ranked school in the country. Nobody has heard of it.

-Yo, wustl fuckin' waitlisted me, man. -It's because you say "yo". And you don't pop your collar.

by j-dawg April 19, 2004

Goldschlager

(n)- Cinnamon schnapps liqueur (40%) with gold flakes. Rapid consumption results in inebriation and eventual disorientation which eventually leads to unconsciousness. Upon consciousness, causes one to realize they are in someone else's bed in A/B with their pants 1/2 off. At this point, friends help one up and one proceeds with puking. Then there is more disorientation, eventually leading to another state of unconsciousness. Later the next morning, it is realized that stolen furniture polish was thrown out one's window.

J-Dawg, you drinking Goldschlager?

by J-Dawg January 29, 2004

fc

A car that shall soon, lay to burnination, many of other not so fast cars.

That dudes FC just owned you

by J-DAWG January 22, 2004