A fork of Rural Dictionary
from what I have been told; you bust into your own house with a ski mask or a stocking brandishing a knife, gun, club or any blunt object and throw your wife, girfirend or female friends onto bed, floor, or furniture. Rip their clothing off and have sex with them. Never revealing your identity until after the action is finished.
To friend: My wife called the cops after I pulled "the robber" on her.
A robber steals with force, brutality and intimidation. Unlike a thief, who often times does not come to contact with the person he/she steals from. More of an assailant then anything.
See that boy? his baggy pants do hide a bludgeon, and his hood serves him as a crude disguise. The boy aspires to be a robber.
While doing a chick in the behind, go through the same movements as donkey punch, except you use brass knuckles to knock the woman unconsious. You then continue your business and get the f*ck outta there, with your pride.
I robbed that bitch last night so hard! thank god she was out cold or id have a lawsuit on my hands!