A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used in London, UK to refer to a wrist watch.
i moved to him for his kettle.
Slang in Christchurch new zealand, for when you get into a fight and hit your opponent in the head/face with a bottle
man dude, me and the boys were up town the other night and this fool got "bottled"
"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss. Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?" Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.” Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
a place where people who get a lot of ass live, people who rarely get ass often express the desire to live on planet ass
John always has a girlfriend. He must live on planet ass. I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.
A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.
Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!