Country Dictionary

Someone who kisses the same way a fish breathes, this usually means not well, also causing the the guy to "fish" for the other persons tongue.

"Dude look at that guy over there, he's such a fish."

When you are at a convention and you make friends with random people in the long lines that share your interests.

"When I went to Comicon I was confriending like crazy."

An explicit expression that is synonymous to "fuck" but is used to not get in trouble. Usually said quickly to give a funny twist to it.

"I was talking to this girl and she said did i wanna date her so I said foog it."

To be beaten ferociously with frozen waffles of any brand and type.

"I totally wafflelized that fool with some Eggos I found in my freezer. It was so funny!"

To give sexual satisfaction to a girl or boy so great that it causes the individual to make bird calls from the euphoric feeling of pleasure.

"Dude I totally squawked Linda last night, it was so choice."

A jerking queer. Someone who jerks so much that it's all they talk about and do. They feel the need to sag their skinny jeans all day, yell out nigga frequently, make videos of their repetitive dance style and be loud. In general, someone who jerks too much.

"What the hell!? This freaking jeer keeps talking so loud, it's hurting my head."

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"