Country Dictionary

A jerking queer. Someone who jerks so much that it's all they talk about and do. They feel the need to sag their skinny jeans all day, yell out nigga frequently, make videos of their repetitive dance style and be loud. In general, someone who jerks too much.

"What the hell!? This freaking jeer keeps talking so loud, it's hurting my head."

To give sexual satisfaction to a girl or boy so great that it causes the individual to make bird calls from the euphoric feeling of pleasure.

"Dude I totally squawked Linda last night, it was so choice."

A person who is very dark, unappealing, boring and a douchey little Twilight fan who won't shut up about the saga and wears everything having to do with the movie.

"Dude that freaking vampey keeps asking me for money to get a soda, like what the hell?!"

Someone who constantly while dating a boy/girl must kiss the other person at all times and gives no space.

"That kid chris is such a lip hog, I can't go anywhere without him wanting to kiss me."

To extremely confuse through action or words and cause headache.

"Emo kids really confuzzle me, kinda hurts."

When a girl experiences a quick burst of horniness for no reason occurring quickly and leaving quickly.

"Last night I was talking to my boyfriend and I had a strong lust reaction, it really sucked."

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.

"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."