A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl who is borderline hot sometimes but not very attractive other times.
I met this girl who was really pretty but I was disappointed when she turned out to be Amy Bi-Poehler.
When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.