A fork of Rural Dictionary
on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button
athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!
to do something and completely pretend that it didn't happen, because really, who needs to know?
audrey: do you think nanners will know that we didn't share the dunkaroos?
ariel: nah, we hid them before he even knew they were there
athena: oh, us and our shenanigans
jackie: we're so pulling a cake!
audrey: WOAH did you see that?
athena: OMGZ YAH! nanners attacking the innocent guava?!
ariel: poor guava fruit!!!
jackie: nanners is SUCH a Feisty McFeist Burger...but we still love him!