Country Dictionary

stumpoon

/stəmp-po͞on/ Act of bending a female over a stump and having intercourse.

"The girlfriend and I went up into the hills to shoot and we got a little frisky so I got some stumpoon."

Hot Ash

when person "A" blows through the lit end of a cigarette and person "B" inhales the smoke without touching the cig.

Jenna and I did a hot ash and she didn't burn her mouth.

squeezy

another word for cigarette.

aye man, can i get a squeezy?

Farmers Tan

An alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice. Gets the name from the distinctive line by adding whiskey to the orange juice in the glass.

I didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so I ordered a Farmers Tan.