Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

homework

Something that does not benefit either party involved, teacher or student; extra work that should be done in class but isn't for some stupid reason.

The teacher is just making more work for you and for himself/herself.

Why???
We may never know.

I would rather stay in school for 9 hours instead of 7, provided we don't have homework.

Among things I'd rather do:

Poop
Slap someone
Break a window
Fart
Blow my nose
Work in a coal mine (not really)
Sleep
Defacate on the homework
Wipe myself with the homework
Hit someone over the head with a frying pan
Try on all of the clothes in my closet
Go outside
Stay inside
Not fart
Shoot a BB gun
Play "Ding-Dong-Ditch"
Throw myself into a huge room full of packing peanuts
Parasail
Jump out of an airplane (Not happening!)
Belch
Play Videogames
Play online games
Play hopscotch
Play with myself (not what you're thinking, although...)
Drive a Lamborghini Murcielago
Drive a crappy-ass car
Drive a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Crash a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Eat Glass
Climb a tree
Fall from the tree
Try again and subsequently fail
Try many more times until I have not the stregnth nor the willpower to try again

And Much, Much More...

And since I have decided that I'm not going to do my homework, I can gurantee that I'll do at least 5 of these things tonight!!! ;)

by JBurton31 April 20, 2010

manbearpig

1/2 bear, 1/2 man, 1/2 pig... 150% retarded.

Don't worry, it's not really manbearpig. It's me, Al Gore.

by JBurton31 September 14, 2010

AK-47

What people buy when they can't afford an M16.

"Doy you have an M16?"

"No, I have an AK-47."

"Pussy."

by JBurton31 April 09, 2010

Cyclone

A typhoon or hurricane.

Cyclones can really fuck-up Bangladesh

by JBurton31 May 03, 2010

Sex

The medically recognized cause of pregnancy in over 95% of women!

Sex causes pregnancy?! Oh, crap!

by JBurton31 September 11, 2010

1000000000th base

Something that should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done.

The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.

by JBurton31 May 03, 2010

Jeff Burton

An active driver in the NASCAR Cup Series, Jeff Burton currently drives the #31 Caterpillar Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing with 21 career wins with over 500 starts.

In the National Series, he commands 27 wins with over 300 starts (including a debated start in '96), although he does not currently race in that series.

He drove a brief 4-race stint in the #99 Exide Ford for Jack Roush in 1996 with 1 Top 5 coming at Nazareth Speedway, PA. He also no longer races in this series.

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Past #'s
Cup: 0, 8, 30, 31, 99
National: 8, 9, 12, 21, 29, 69
Truck: 99

Jeff Burton is the shit! :) Go JB.

by JBurton31 April 13, 2010