Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Edward Forty Hands

Drinking game, where one duct tapes a 40 to each hand and must drink both fortys before removing them from their hands. See also colt 45 hands

Quit being a bitch and finish your Edward Forty Hands.

by jdogg March 30, 2005

lazy

Someone who doesnt get off there butt for anything.

Get your lazy ass up you cant sleep all day alex!

by JDogg February 05, 2003

Bo Knows

1. To know everything except what is really important.
2. Coined by Bo Jackson, who "knew" everything except how to stay healthy.

1. "You lost the game!"
"But I rushed for over 400 yards..."
"You lost the game!"
"Bo Knows how to run the ball."

2. Bo Knows how to play two sports...

by jDogg March 02, 2005

punked

to get "fucked" whether being stolen from or sexed.

i punked you all night long

by JDOGG June 02, 2004

chink-a-link

voice pedagogy: a class taught by a person of Asian descent that deals with chinks in the muscles of the throat.

God dammit...I have to go to chink-a-link today.

by jDogg February 25, 2005

Chamillionaire

The hardest rapper in da south right now

Chamillionaire goes hard

by jdogg July 22, 2003

pudding pussy

Swampy,sweaty pussy

It's so hot outside that she has pudding pussy

by Jdogg January 09, 2017