A fork of Rural Dictionary
A brand of rock and roll played by a bunch of dicks and or fags such as nickelback and creed.
Steve: Hey Jeff you want to listen to my new Nickelback CD?
Jeff: If you put that dick rock on i will striaght up burn your house down and murder your family.
An Alcoholic beverage made up of two main ingredients Natural Light or Ice and a shot of Vladimir Vodka or Bankers Club (only if Vladdy is not available) you simply drop the shot into the beer and drink as fast as possible trying to bite back the taste of vomit. This drink is typically served at a high school party in Clifton Heights, Pennsylvania or the towns immediately adjacent to Clifton such as Springfield, Upper Darby, Darby, Aldan and Landsdowne.
Jeff: I want to get fucked up tonight but i don't have much money, what should i do?
Crowd of Ninjas (from Clifton): We would suggest some Clifton Car Bombs.
1. The tiny dust like particles of dookie that come out of your B-hole when you fart.
2. The main cause of Pink Eye in males aged 15-25.
Jeff: Aww man i got pink eye again!
Ryan: That is probably due to the fact that i farted bare assed and got some Man Cinnamon on your pillow last night.
Jeff: You're a true friend.
I Don't Give A Care, imagined and coined by failed comedian Colin Quinn in the interest of "Keepin' it PG".
IDGAC about what elitest-liberal-ironically distant reviewers think, Tough Crowd was the greatest show ever!
1. Doody flavored Lolly Pops.
2. An expression for anything that sucks.
Jeff: Did you guys see the new Indiana Jones Movie?
Croud of Ninjas: Yea that shit was doody pops.