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all systems go

when one is defecating and feels the urge to urinate in consequence

dude i was taking a huge dukie and i felt the need to let all systems go

by JLOBSTER January 23, 2011

Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation

*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation* “Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends” “Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?” “Exactly… tough night”

by JLOBSTER April 01, 2023