A fork of Rural Dictionary
Roast Beef Lips. 1)Any chick whose labia(lips) either have a purple-brown tint to them, or hang more than two inches from their clit. see also Meat Curtains. 2) Any-person who claims they don't know what I'm talking about is a RBL.
Avril Levine, Jenna Jameson, Carot-top
Getting some major head, by some chich with no teeth.
Yah, I told that dick pig to spit out her dentures and give me a smoothie. your grandma's a TOTAL whore
The way your mom prefers to end our all-night grudge fests, by swallowing MASS amounts of my cum.
Shit your kootchie's so rank, I'm out of here, unless you want to gut my load.
When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.
Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.