Country Dictionary

tuba

A regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people. 1. The case can be used to hide dead bodies 2. A tuba can be used to hide illegal substances or as an enormous marijuana pipe

Dude, I got high while playing the tuba...

wizzer

(to take a wizzer) n. - The superlative form of a whizz or just a plain piss. Wizzers are usually an extreme or prodigious piss that is special in some way: 1. When you've held it for a long time 2. A special or unique piss 3. A long whizz.

1. I held my piss for 30 days and yesterday had an awesome wizzer! 2. Boy: Let's go sign our names on that concrete wall. Girl: Yeah, I feel like taking a wizzer! 3. John: I need to take a wizzer. Andrew: see you in 30 minutes!

raging river

When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river" 1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power

1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.