A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
The future tense of Has-been; a celebrity who is destined to become someone who "used to be famous".
Demi Lovato is the latest "will-have-been" to come out of the Disney machine, like the Zack and Cody twins and Miley Cyrus.
Proclensity - (Noun) a portmanteau of ‘proclivity’ and ‘propensity’; having a knack for and a tendency toward something, usually unsavory. As coined on My Favorite Murder.
The sleaze bag had a proclensity for voyeurism.
1) Verb, when you've been working in one position long enough that a spider has started building a web around you.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
After I finished cleaning the attic, I was silkbombed on my way back downstairs.
1) When you've been working in one position long enough that a spider has started building a web around you.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
Verb
After I finished cleaning the attic, I was silkbombed on my way back downstairs.
The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."
n. portmanteau of podcast and dedication. Reminiscent of the days of terrestrial radio shows that allowed people call or write in to dedicate a song to a friend or significant other - in the digital age of on-demand media, a podication is asking a podcast to dedicate the episode to someone or something one wishes to honor.
Host: Here's an email from one of our loyal listeners. They write 'Dear Geoff and Annabel, can I get a podication for my best friend Adrian. It has been months since we have gone out for drinks, and I just want them to know I am thinking of them'.