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Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

by JRadimus March 24, 2011

Will-have-been

The future tense of Has-been; a celebrity who is destined to become someone who "used to be famous".

Demi Lovato is the latest "will-have-been" to come out of the Disney machine, like the Zack and Cody twins and Miley Cyrus.

by JRadimus December 26, 2008

Proclensity

Proclensity - (Noun) a portmanteau of ‘proclivity’ and ‘propensity’; having a knack for and a tendency toward something, usually unsavory. As coined on My Favorite Murder.

The sleaze bag had a proclensity for voyeurism.

by JRadimus May 21, 2021

silkbomb

1) Verb, when you've been working in one position long enough that a spider has started building a web around you.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.

After I finished cleaning the attic, I was silkbombed on my way back downstairs.

by JRadimus October 03, 2020

Silkbomb

1) When you've been working in one position long enough that a spider has started building a web around you.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
Verb

After I finished cleaning the attic, I was silkbombed on my way back downstairs.

by JRadimus October 03, 2020

monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016

podication

n. portmanteau of podcast and dedication. Reminiscent of the days of terrestrial radio shows that allowed people call or write in to dedicate a song to a friend or significant other - in the digital age of on-demand media, a podication is asking a podcast to dedicate the episode to someone or something one wishes to honor.

Host: Here's an email from one of our loyal listeners. They write 'Dear Geoff and Annabel, can I get a podication for my best friend Adrian. It has been months since we have gone out for drinks, and I just want them to know I am thinking of them'.

by JRadimus December 09, 2020