A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who walks around like he has basketballs under his arms. Same as ILS (inflated lats syndrome)
"Look at Miller, walking around like he has basketballs under his arms, he's such a wideloader!
To have buggery or other lewd sexual acts, often with the use of handcuffs, committed upon one by a 7 foot tall man in a bear suit. These acts are committed in the spirit of hazing/rookie initiation, and the victims in most cases are high school basketball players. Other victims include younger male prison inmates.
" Geez, that poor kid from Burnett got Chappled really bad. They stripped his clothes off and handcuffed him to a chair, then the 7 foot tall assistant coach walked in the room in a bear suit and buggered him. He probably should have went to Steveston instead of Richmond High"
To be buggered or have lewd sexual acts committed upon you by your high school basketball coach in the spirit of hazing/rookie initiation.
The coach of RHS has buggered at least half the players he has coached. They got Disbrowed
The ultimate insulting nickname for a straight guy who is a complete and total fag.
Darrell is being such a fag lately, he is a complete and total Gaylord Spelunker!