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Adjective, Noun, Pronoun, Verb, Adjective, etc. (All parts of speech). Clearly, Jouf, can be used in many ways. A person could write a novel about the ways of Jouf, being Joufed, Joufing, Joufly, jouflas, etc. Let me explain, no there is too much, let me sum up... Verb; To Jouf can mean to screw up miserable at something. Such as example #1 To Jouf can also mean to get extremely lucky after a disaster in an inconceivable way. Such as example #2 Noun; an airhead who is incredible at doing as little as possible to succeed. Such as example #3 Adjective; See other examples, that pretty much sums it up. Pronoun; “Well I don’t know.” Jouf ~2018 Preposition; see example (has nothing to do with a preposition...what is a preposition any way?)

#1 Teacher: “God dammit, who could possible have done such a stupid thing?” Student: “I don’t know, I guess he just Joufed it all up man.” #2 Person 1: “What the? How did you win the lottery when you previously just broke both your legs and lost your social security number.” Person 2: “I don’t know Mr. Professor dude, I guess I just can jouf really really well man.” #3 “You didn’t see jouf comin did ya. That’s right, I emailed you for an A in your class.” Classic Jouf Respons... “WHOa, time to shred man!” “Send it dude”

When you write a lot about a subject you don’t know about in order to receive credit. To joufuse somebody you have to be good about bull shitting with limited information.

“Hey how did you get an A in that class?” “One word... Joufusion.”

A disease in the brain where an individual thinks it is okay to full send into an old man and his grand daughter.

Watch out grandpa; here comes a guy with joufitis!

Nukable, gore-Tex material, DWR, dog proof, child proof, cat proof, put it on a heater proof, pretty much anything proof.

Yo, my jacket survived 9/11! Yeah but was it jouf-proof?