Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Godfather

an Italian older gentlemen who is the ruler of his mob. A type of pizza company.

The Godfather Don Corleone was shot near a grocery and should have instead picked up some Godfather pizza at the local pizza parlor.

by Jacobistan February 27, 2019

Bollywood

the movie industry in India or what was once revered by many.

Bollywood is the epicenter of India but the doormat of the USA.

by Jacobistan February 27, 2019

Conjure

to bring about or to convene against

I wish to summon and conjure the spirit of my forgotten father and to conjure an algorithm that will send me to Pluto.

by Jacobistan February 27, 2019

manifest

A ship's catalog of items and to summon within oneself.

The ship's manifest had 40 rifles, 5,000 rounds of ammo, 100 oranges, 200 gallons of water, and 50 pounds of salted venison. Manifest Destiny was what settlers believed was there right to land ownership in concert with removal of natives from their homeland. Communist Manifesto is by a socialist named Karl Marx.

by Jacobistan February 27, 2019

Belle

the draw of the ballroom or the leading lady in Beauty and the Beast.

The Southern Belle in the ballroom captivated every gentlemen and Belle just couldn't stand the advances of Gaston so succumbed to the innocence of the Beast.

by Jacobistan February 27, 2019

Caesar

could either be the emperor of Rome or Cesar Millan who is known to make the most ruthless dogs behave accordingly.

Caesar Cesar Millan vanquished the Senate and instead took in stray dogs to be his royal subjects and made them do as they were told.

by Jacobistan February 27, 2019

Elusive

a girl who leads you on but who will never give it up.

Brittany whose name is as beautiful as her face is as elusive as can be.

by Jacobistan February 27, 2019