Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

alarmer

Someone who freaks out easily when things happen

Jack: Fuck dude, some guy is banging your girlfriend! Jethro: Sheit, she's just grapling with my cousin, you big ole alarmer! Why don't you get over here and have a munch of my cock cheese

by Jade Lotus July 10, 2005

cock cheese

Any cheese with blue veins

Jack: Whats that youre eating there, Sandra? Sandra: Cock cheese John: Smells good

by Jade Lotus July 09, 2005

Gunge

The shit that comes from your dick when you ejaculate

Dave: What is that shit on that goats chin? Frank: It's his gunge, dude. They always blow their shit on their chin when they are excited Dave: Cool

by Jade Lotus July 09, 2005

love

Just some soppy shit that teenagers go on about, but old fellas always crack up when you mention it

Frank: But I LOVE her dad Dad: Son, thats your cock talking

by Jade Lotus July 10, 2005

cockwrangler

A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission

James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out! Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!

by Jade Lotus July 09, 2005