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a team comp in overwatch that only the biggest virgins use

come on bro let’s run goats just this once bro come on

Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.

Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.

1. the most attractive type girls on the face of the earth.
2. the best animal ever alive.
3. goats, sheep, lambs, and ramz rule the earth.

abbie and morgan are so beautious, they must be goats.

another name for malware (virus, spyware) on computers

Nathans computer was infected with goats from watching mass amounts of online pornographic videos.

Mamal much beloved of Jon Cram

Used in the online competitive game Overwatch, to describe a 3 tank/3 support team comp. Usually just used by assholes who don't know how to play the game properly.

"dude we're losing"
"just go goats, they won't stand a chance lole"

A person who is considered the Greatest of all time in many major industries.

Josue was considered the Goat of Goats when he achieved a higher NFL pass completion than Dree Brees and beat Michael Jordan and Lebron James in a 1on1 basketball game.