A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Are you going to do my mom tonight?" "Persnicketes. I think I have a clarinet lesson."
Snakes on a Plane exterminators, rival to FED ex (Fucking Eating Disorder exterminators). Not to be confused with SOAP wash, which is just stupid.
Mr. K runs a quite profitable business called SOAP ex, in which he washes out unwanted snakes.
To bang in the past tense ( not to be confused with banged or bunged ) .
"Oh my God is that a bung?" "That's a lot of bunging. That's a lot of present tense." "Wherever there is a present tense, there is a bung."