A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you see someone in public wearing a mask during COVID-19 and you think they're hot but when they take their mask off they’re hideous.
Jaetel: Yeah I was at work and this girl looked soooo fireeee!
Bob: Oh shiiii really?
Jaetel: yeah but when she took her mask off for a second she looked absolutely atrocious!
Bob: Ahhhh dudeee you totally got maskfished!
When you see a shorty from behind and you think she’s valid but when she turns around she look like sherk.
Jaetel: Damnnn Cam look at the shorty over there
Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid
*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*
Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES
Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk
Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished
When you smoke a fuck ton of weed and you’re beyond high.
BRO I JUST RIPPED THE FASTEST BOWL AND I FUCKING PUNCHED RN