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What I found on my illegal copy of the movie Shrek 2.

Tyler: Can we watch Shrek 2? Harold: Don't you mean Sherk?

The act of making the shrek face

PJ: dude what face is that guy making? SSB: the sherk face you idiot

A nice way to call a chick that you're friends with a bitch...a "she-jerk" if you will

John: So i was trying to talk to Kate the other day and she just totally blew me off...im like wtf seriously? Jordan: Oh man i know what you mean, sounds like shes being a total sherk.

(verb) the act of making the shrek face.

Hey Johnny, show everyone your Sherk face, it’s awesome.

To shimmy the shoulders and twerk at the same time. NOTE: This takes an insane amount of coordination.

I can pay my head and rub my belly, so why can't I sherk?

(verb) The act of making the Shrek face

I Sherked when my friend told me he didn’t like shrek

When a male is jerking off while taking a shit, the two words are put together to make "sherk" which is very straight forward

Dude 1: what took you so long in my bathroom Dude 2: I was sherking in there Dude 1: that's fucking gross Masturbate jerk off dump shit