Country Dictionary

maf

Pronunciation: (mäf) 1. of or relating to the elemental practices of counting or measuring.

Someone may say: Yo, I can't hang cuz I got to do my maf homework. see: Mafamotician

flo

1. A lower surface of a room that supports humans, pets, sofas and projection TV's

When asked... What's yo Flo? Answer: Ma Flo's linoleum!

Mafamotician

Ma·fa·mo·ti·cian 1. A person skilled or proficient in the practice of counting or measuring. 2. A professional that practices the art of maf.

student may say: When I'm groanup, I'm gonna be a mafamotician! See: Maf

Togwt

An Old Englishman nown as TOGWT.

Who is that guy? Oh that's TOGWT...The Old Grey Whistle Tester!

mahogany bowler

ma·hog·a·ny bow·ler 1.noun. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire between two men.

See: Pickle Smoker, dirt track rider or Poop miner

baf

1. The act of soaking or cleansing the body with water and soap.

If someone were to say...Hey Some'um smells in here!!! Answer: No! it's not me I took me a Baf!