Country Dictionary

Anybody from outside of America.

“Well, you're all Ayrabs to me, the blacks, the Jews. Those blue, tree hugging queers in Avatar. I fact anyone from outside of America is technically an Ayrab.” - John C. Reilly

Any soldier who deserts his/her base without proper authorization

Drill instructor: YOU LADIES BETTER NOT LEAVE MY BASE, OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE POOR BERGDAHL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!! Recruits: YES DRILL SERGEANT!!

A drug lord, typically one that mostly deals with cocaine

“ You know that wanker Diaz, The Bugle Master. He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.” -Kent Paul, GTA Vice City

A phrase that Domingo Ayala yells out whenever he feels pain or after he’s taken a swing during BP

(Domingo falls off bike) “Ay dios mio coño”

The one kid in front row at the movies who screeches and cries throughout the entire film and never gets reprimanded or kicked out. -idontwannaknow

Travis is such a SpectrAlert Advance when he doesn't get his way, he almost broke the windows

The acronym for kiss my ass.

KMA!

A dad who always beats his kids.

I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.