Country Dictionary

Jass

Jensen Ackles' glorious ass. Famous for the "Ackles Ass Equation," an actual formula describing the curvature of his booty. Also notable for pairing with the Jitties in The Boys.

Check out that Jass. y=-(sin(x^1.7/6+4)+(1/x))+10

Jitties

Jensen Ackles' glorious titties, As Seen On TV. Pairs well with the Jass.

Damn, I keep rewatching The Boys to get a glimpse at those jitties.

Haikuification

Turning everyday comments and phrases into haikus, popularized by the Haiku Bot for Discord servers, which turns users' posts into haikus whenever they are the correct number of syllables. This often takes users by surprise.

None of you will escape the haikuification! Watch your syllable count, Haiku Bot strikes when you least expect it.