Country Dictionary

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

PMS

What guys try to use when they think another girl is being bitchy, but ends up sounding like a retarded jerk to other girls.

John: What is she, PMSing?! GOD. Kate: John, what the hell... Jackie: You're so immature.

shaved

How guys like to refer to a smooth, hairless vagina. They are of course wrong. Fully shaved is prickly; only waxing can get that thing smooth.

David: Damn girl, I hope you're shaved! Abby: David, you wouldn't LIKE it if I was shaved.

cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!