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Errol a two pump chump

Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at hand.This isn't good for any woman,but worse especially if she's married to him I would think,what a disappointment 🤫

Errol a two pump chump By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up.. Just saying!

by Janet21 February 09, 2023

Errol or Whatever

You don't know me I'm here to educate you on how to be a man faithful husband & give your wife your best in your marriage.I read your very childish post & it fills me with disgust to see a black man with a good black woman a stoop so low. You seem to have a problem with your behavior & if this is your way of letting all of us including your own kids know you're having an AFFAIR congratulations you're one very stupid old man.You have daughter to don't you is this what you did to them mom? Big embarrassment grow up you seem to want a WIFE & don't know how to be a OZBAND.Learn your WIFE meet her emotional & sexual needs communicate indulge in her fantasies even when you don't want to life isn't just all about sucking pussy & cocky be spontaneous you prefer WIFE cheat?You have trouble with you front.You have problem with commitment you cheated in previous relationships it's apparent,but I gon stop you cause anymore damage & bring SHAME on you family including you WIFE.Sit & talk with her pay attention to how she's feeling notice her learn her she don't need a carer awaken fire in you wife she has plenty.Change you nasty ways keep your marriage private grow old together it can be don you can't serve two Master leave outside FLESH alone it is an abomination on to Jah go read your Bible & humble youself.These is perilous times Big Man stop contacting who ever your involved with your phone records not hard to pull & your life will come crashing down. Anonymous

Errol or Whatever

by Janet21 March 07, 2023

Errol & Wife

To Errol & Wife you two are mine & my man's besties🤗 we have the utmost love & respect for you as a couple.Errol I've known you in excess of 5yrs now.You & my friend/sister are so good for each other your families get on so well I couldn't have asked God for better people i enjoy spending time with you guys.I know every couple goes through struggles you just need to communicate better so do we really I know you love her endlessly & my friend/sister loves you too,but some advice for you both keep what ever you go through in your marriage between yourselves as there are a lot of so called friends especially younger ones trying to destroy your marriage. If you argue or fight it's still your marriage to work through not theirs.You have been together almost 9yrs now don't let bad mind people pretending to be friends of yours or hers into you private lives A psychic has told me a younger woman tried to breakup your marriage as she has unhealthy obsession with you from a long time ago your mistake you reconnected with the person. Understand your marriage is sacred between a husband & wife for better for worse even if you get mad at each other😄One suggestion go out as a couple more often I'm scared someone is trying to get your wife to leave you out of spite. That person isn't a friend she's done something CUT HER OFF! Love you both 💕🙏🏾

Errol & Wife are the most humblest people you're ever likely to meet.

by Janet21 March 08, 2023

Errol & Wife

Errol & Wife For my friend Errol & his gorgeous wife. I want to wish you both a beautiful Valentine's Day.I can't think of a happier or more blessed couple than you I love you both & wish you well so all the HATERS & HAS BEENS can fuck off out of their lives.. Please get a life of your own

Errol & Wife. A beautiful couple with big hearts 💕 I love them🙏🏽

by Janet21 February 14, 2023

Errol's World

When a man's own stupidity & inability to deal with his DEMONS causes him to lose his relationship or engage in sexual deviant behaviour with people he shouldn't.

Errol's World Errol couldn't see the danger ahead of him

by Janet21 February 09, 2023

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Memories of you invade my mind as I sat today remembering our time at(Rick's Cafe)watching the SUNSET,you were all ways hot & had the most amazing smile could light up any room,man a stare at you like waa 😛 I was so happy when we were together not like the women nowadays too materialistic you really knew how to love & be loved you never once left me wanting anybaddy else. I could build with you & even if wi was dirt poor a you me still would wan be with. Cottage in Negril was we song & all ways remind me of you 🥰My Sweet Empress you really knew how to put it on me in all WAYS we craved each other I don't know about everyone else 4 times a day we use to say it was all de fish I man a eat LOL.You were & still are the most SEXIEST woman I ever met. Hope he knows what to do with all dat sexiness..I don't know how Jah made someone so beautiful & perfect for me I all ways thought we would sekkle down have the kids then live nuff life as we a com fram far Mon a UK don't know how to love & cherish them woman especially the ones who trade places. The black woman is the mother of all creation My beautiful Black Queen be prouda you self & you culture you a the realist that is why I man love you All Ways no matter what Yuh a goodas!

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

by Janet21 March 02, 2023

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours. I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!

No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress

by Janet21 February 24, 2023