Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hey

What LEGO mini figures say when there’s no helicopter.

A man has fallen into the river. Start the helicopter.
Random guy: HEY
Build the helicopter and save the man. The new rescue helicopter from LEGO City. Base plates and background models not included.

by JarvisBanned February 01, 2020

spitfire

A weapon in apex legends that pussies use.

the spitfire is so fucking op

by JarvisBanned June 04, 2021

newgrounds

a pretty cool website where user upload pretty cool content like games, music, animations, and more. it was created by Tom Fulp, a pretty cool guy and was later popularized by friday night funkin, a pretty cool flash game that crashed the site

ok time to go see what’s cool on newgrounds right now.

by JarvisBanned May 02, 2021

2020

The worst year in history. Some very unfortunate things happened. We almost had World War 3,Australia was on fire, and now Covid-19,which causes you to be locked in you house bored until who knows when and causes all toilet paper to say imma head out. Some people say that this is punishment by god for making the cats movie.

Me: 2020 will be the greatest year.

Out of nowhere: memes, plagues, potential world war, and so much more.

me: frick

by JarvisBanned April 16, 2020

🏳️ 🌈

The national flag of fortnite kids. It really means gay, but i don’t think i asked. Whenever some kid says fortnite is a good game, respond with this flag.

9 year old: I like Fortnite!
Me: Stfu you gay little shit.🏳️ 🌈

by JarvisBanned April 20, 2020

#general

a place on discord where moderators don’t want memes

rules: no memes in #general

by JarvisBanned November 16, 2020

Robux

What dumb 5 year olds steal their mom’s credit card for.

7 year old me: can I get some robux to buy a new look for my avatar?
Mom: no

Me: steals credit card when not looking and buys robux for Bear Face Mask

by JarvisBanned November 29, 2019