A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you cum into an empty bottle of bubble soap and start blowing bubbles with your cum
Man 1: Wanna try a bubble blower? Woman 1: Only if I can play as well
When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.
“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”
shake my God damn motherfucking bitch ass head
Croatia: we lost the world cup finals Croatian Citizens: SMGDMFBAH
White people who claim to be black or have black ancestors
This fucking nigain’t just said she can say hard r cuz her ancestors were from africa 10 generations ago.
When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual
A black person who collects coins or is into Numismatics
This niggel found himself a silver war nickel.