A fork of Rural Dictionary
a female who appears to match a set of characteristics including: trashy, often inappropriately tight dress (with or without pudge overflowing waistband); eyebrows shaved and penciled back on in dramatic fashion; heavy, mostly monotonic makeup with dark lipstick; large, gaudy, costume-grade jewlery. Frequently accompanied by multiple children from different fathers (see baby-daddy).
"Damn, did you Estela's sister at the sideshow last night? Sportin' a camel toe through her jeans, cornrows, you know she's a straight-up hoochie"
l337 speak for "you". Origin includes identification with Puerto-rican pronunciation of the word, for whatever reason. May be due to West Side Story's influence.
Yeah, whatever - its too cool for j00 anyway.