A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who’s just bought their 1st property and brags about it continuously.
Sufferers also generally struggle to have thoughts or conversations that don’t involve the recently acquired real estate.
OMG, Marije won’t shut up about her new apartment in Manly. Now that bitch wants me to go to ikea this weekend too, what a Househole!!!!
A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.
A person who takes inspiration from Kim kardashian, and attempts to replicate her appearance (usually badly).
General features include some or all the following.....black hair, excessive Botox/make up/plastic surgery, fake lips, fake tits, big arse(fake or natural) black leggings, high heels, no personality.
Holy shit, I saw 5 Clonedashians at Westfield today, they’re multiplying.
Had a dribble pill with a bottle of red on my flight to London. Slept the whole time.
Someone who is infected with the Covid-19 Omicron variant.
I wonder how many of my friends in Norway are ‘croning at present?
The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.
Wow, look at that dad plat. The separation must be recent.