Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

double dingo ugly

See dingo ugly Double dingo ugly is when the girl was so hideous you gnawed off the other arm because she will be looking for a one armed man.

Monster: "Did you see a one armed man pass by here?" You: "he went thataway" (indicates with stump) Your mate: "Whoah, you did the right thing, that bitch was double dingo ugly"

by Jazzz October 25, 2007

tchaikovsky

Rhyming slang for "fuck off-ski"

Mate 1: "This place blows" Mate 2: "Yeah let's Tchaikovsky" -- Finish beer and leave shitdive pub

by Jazzz December 31, 2007

revenge

Revenge is a full head of hair

Hey baldy, glad to hear that you're rich... Wanna touch my golden locks? Suck my revenge.

by Jazzz October 21, 2007