A fork of Rural Dictionary
Old women who think they're hot and think they're totall Milfs but they're not theyre just Overaged, Old and haggered
Cameron Diaz looks so overaged nowadays but did u see her in the Mask. i just had a Bruce Willis
To go Cold pussy is the state like cold turkey when a young man has not recieved any puntang in so long that his body is starting to go into remission. its a horrible painful time when a man get despaerate and clingy to anything he can get his hands on. he must be careful who he touches for when this state passes he is likely to regrett what he's done
Jdawg: dude i need some puntang and quick
Ninja_E: why man what's up
Jdawg:im fucking going Cold pussy
Ninja_E:don't do anything or go anywhere im coming over, make sure u dn't do anything u'll regrett
Jdawg: i guarantee nothing
completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .
"shit man, got the fucking munchies"
"go morleys get some shit chicken,itll be peng"
Despite all logic and reason you go after the hardest longest guy/girl on the market. even tho many other fine young specimen have made it clear they would be up for a bit of the old In out in out. Relates to marty mcfly complex original strain coz instead of doing the simple pride forces u to take the long road even its more hazardous.
"Doc what the fucks wrong with me, im on dis loooong chic, dnt even think she likes me."
"then why are u with her my good man. isnt that fine young lady, Ellie giving u the eye "
"yh but this chic'll be worth it someday"
"seems to me like you've got Marty McFly Complex Type 2"
"no shit sherlock"
frendz zone is wen ur getting kinda romantic with a girl but u wait to fucking long to make a move. watch out bitches ur in the frends zone. she'll keep talking to u and mildly flirting with u. but there will be no touching and u get to hear about all the other guys she'd like to plough.
beware the frendz zone.
yh me and monica were getting close u kno getting ready to hit that . waited to fuckin long man now she wont shut the fuck up about that david cunt. im officially in the frendz zone .