Country Dictionary

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john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible: Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her. Has many names: John Protractor John Practice John Tractor John Smactor (smacked-her) John Projector John Procrastinator Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017