A fork of Rural Dictionary
An annoying little boy that just won't leave you alone no matter how much you scratch him.
I wish he would leave me alone, he's such an annoying cunt.
To give someone anal sex and clean one's partner's anus before commencing.
You spread the cheese you faggot!
A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.
Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.
A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.
"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."